Friday, February 6, 2009

Hillbilly Medical Lingo

Anally — occurring yearly

Artery — study of paintings

Bacteria — back door of cafeteria

Barium — what doctors do when treatment fails

Bowel — letter like A.E.I.O.U

Caesarian section — district in Rome

Cat scan — searching for kitty

Cauterize — Made eye contact with her

Colic — sheep dog

Coma — a punctuation mark

Congenital — friendly

DC — where Washington is

Diarrhea — journal of daily events

Dilate — to live long

Enema — not a friend

Fester — quicker

Fibula — a small lie

Genital — non-Jewish

G.I. Series — soldiers’ ball game

Grippe — suitcase

Hangnail — coat hook

Impotent — distinguished, well known

Intense pain — torture in a teepee

Labor pain — got hurt at work

Medical staff — doctor’s cane

Morbid — higher offer

Nitrate — cheaper than day rate

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