Friday, February 6, 2009

Hillbilly Medical Lingo

Anally — occurring yearly


Artery — study of paintings


Bacteria — back door of cafeteria


Barium — what doctors do when treatment fails


Bowel — letter like A.E.I.O.U


Caesarian section — district in Rome


Cat scan — searching for kitty


Cauterize — Made eye contact with her


Colic — sheep dog


Coma — a punctuation mark


Congenital — friendly


DC — where Washington is


Diarrhea — journal of daily events


Dilate — to live long


Enema — not a friend


Fester — quicker


Fibula — a small lie


Genital — non-Jewish


G.I. Series — soldiers’ ball game


Grippe — suitcase


Hangnail — coat hook


Impotent — distinguished, well known


Intense pain — torture in a teepee


Labor pain — got hurt at work


Medical staff — doctor’s cane


Morbid — higher offer


Nitrate — cheaper than day rate




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